Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Testing The Waters...


Every time I read an interesting, thought provoking, or humorous blog topic, I shrug off negativity and consider immersing my pedicured left big toe into blogging, but even before I can determine the water temperature, I surf to a somehow linked blog of a quality that deters me like a turd of shit floating by my foot. More on this - hopefully before I leave town in the next few days for a much-needed vacation.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Fuck Brad Rutter...



I've been wanting to blog about a few things lately, but nothing's moved me more quickly than this sonofabitch beating Ken Jennings on the Jeopardy Ultimate Tournament of Champions this week.

He's a television quiz show host, competing on a television quiz show? ¿WTF? Lets just put Einstein in on the Theory of Relativity challenge while we're at it! I'm obviously just sore that this smug scumbag beat the brilliant Ken Jennings, but his occupation just irks me as a contestant in this particular competition.

Congrats on your win you piece of shit.

Thursday, April 21, 2005

It Never Ends...

My procrastination that is. So it's April 21'st, six days after 2005 taxes were due, and I haven't filed, heck I haven't event filed 2003's taxes. Am I worried? No - while many Americans (at least half of New Yorkers from news broadcasts) were scrambling to get their half-crumpled, coffee ring and mac-n-cheese stained 1040's into that mail chute before midnight, I sat on my ass, with knowledge that surprisingly, so few seem to posses.

As long as you don't owe the IRS (from this year's or any past year's return), you have three (3) years to file, from the original due date. So, if you're getting money back (or somehow your return works out to $0 either way) and have no due balance to the IRS, the date you need to be at the general Post Office's doorstep at 11:48 pm praying you get in the door, is April 15th, 2008.

Mind you, many of the last minute returners do owe, so they have reason to be banging down the door as the clock strikes twelve, as the IRS will make you pay dearly for a day late postmark. However, for Tom, Dick, Harry, Jamal, and Michelle, getting their $1300 or so back this year, you could have stayed home and watched Tyra try for an Oscar. Look for her in the upcoming Soul Plane 2 - 'Servin Up The Flavaa at 20,000 feet!'

Sunday, October 10, 2004

Bandwagon

I's on it naw! Isay I's on it naw!